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Subject: women will b women
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sxyboyrt 5.01.13 - 04:39pm
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, Is my time up ?
God said, No, you have another 34 years 2 live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from the truck?
(You'll love this)
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God replied:
I couldn't recognize you! *
